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Eight: The Coffee That Doesn't Crash You. L-Theanine & Caffeine Blend.

CAFFEINE MAKES
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COFFEE THAT DOESN'T CRASH YOU BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO LIVE ON CAFFEINE

REALITY CHECK?

CAFFEINE PUSHES YOU
CRASHES PULL YOU BACK

WHAT IS A CAFFEINE CRASH?

A CRASH IS THE SUDDEN DROP IN YOUR ENERGY, FOCUS, AND MOOD 1-2 HOURS AFTER CONSUMING HIGH CAFFEINE.

OHH.. I'M FEELING SLEEPY EVEN AFTER COFFEE
BRAIN FOG & LACK OF FOCUS
SUDDEN ANXIETY AND JITTERS
PRE-EXAM OR DEADLINE STRESS

AND THERE YOU GO!

"I NEED ANOTHER CUP TO FEEL NORMAL"
MOST PEOPLE EXPERIENCE IT. THEY JUST DON'T KNOW.
WHY
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?

WE ARE MEDICOS AND WE LIVE ON CAFFEINE. BUT THE JITTERS WERE MESSING WITH OUR SANITY. WE COULDN'T FIND A DRINK THAT WORKED, SO WE MADE ONE.

EIGHT IS THE RESULT

WE DIDN'T JUST ROAST BEANS, WE FIXED THE SYNERGIES. WE PAIRED PREMIUM ARABICA/ROBUSTA COFFEE WITH L-THEANINE - AN AMINO ACID THAT SMOOTHS OUT THE CRASH.

CRASHLESS ENERGY
NO BULLSH*T
COMMUNITY DRIVEN
NO GIMMICK INGREDIENTS
CRASHLESS ENERGY
NO BULLSH*T
COMMUNITY DRIVEN
NO GIMMICK INGREDIENTS
TRANSPARENCY ON EVERYTHING
NO SYNTHETIC
CALM FOCUS (ALPHA WAVES)
TRANSPARENCY ON EVERYTHING
NO SYNTHETIC
CALM FOCUS (ALPHA WAVES)
EXCEPTIONALLY MADE FOR CHAOS, ALL NIGHTERS, DEADLINES AND INTENSE SITUATIONS
EXCEPTIONALLY MADE FOR CHAOS, ALL NIGHTERS, DEADLINES AND INTENSE SITUATIONS
EXCEPTIONALLY MADE FOR CHAOS, ALL NIGHTERS, DEADLINES AND INTENSE SITUATIONS
Graph showing Caffeine Energy Spike vs L-Theanine Sustained Energy

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BATCH 001

FORMULA 8

WHAT'S IN IT?

  • ✔ PURE ARABICA & ROBUSTA COFFEE
  • ✔ PURE L-THEANINE
  • ✔ SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN RATIO
  • THAT'S IT. NOTHING ELSE. NO BS.

DROPS IN JAN 2026 • BE THE FIRST TO EXPERIENCE

(NOTICE: 88 BETA SLOTS TOTAL • WILL CLOSE WHEN FILLED)

⚠️ STILL IN LAB

BATCH 002

OVERCLOCKED MOCHA

FORMULA LOADING...
(COCOA + CAFFEINE + SECRET SAUCE)

NOT AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE YET

WTF IS THIS? (FAQ)

Why ₹29? What's the catch? +
This is a Beta Pass. You are paying for the privilege to be the first to test Batch 001. The final product will cost more. Early believers get the lowest price forever.
Is this safe to drink daily? +
Yes. We use standard FSSAI/FDA-approved ingredients. It's just Coffee + L-Theanine (an amino acid found in Green Tea). We just fixed the ratio so you don't jitter.
Will it taste like medicine? +
Hell no. It tastes like premium coffee. L-Theanine is tasteless. We use a Dark Roast Arabica blend. It hits hard and tastes smooth.